Old People.

Miss Nieuwkoop has an unhealthy infactuation with the elderly. We discovered this the first day of meeting her, when she confessed that instead of a baby she rather have an old person. Her sickness has worsened when she told us that she follows old people around at Wal Mart, trying to "help them", she's like Becky's mom in thinking all Old People walking are lost. She followed an old couple the other day that were holding hands, but still had to shout to hear eachother. We asked her if she's ever heard of Nursing Homes explaining to her they were large buildings filled with Old people out the wazoo. She then told us she first fell in Love in grade school, when her teacher took her to a nusing home. Then she started brining this old woman with a mustache and a mole flowers and those weird sticky pictures for her window, and she would get so excited that she would pee her pants (the old lady not Nieuwkoop). Later, her roomate in college used to live across the street from a nursing home and she used to watch the elderly in their windows. So we asked why she didn't work at a nursing home, she sadly explained that stalking was not OK there. SO, She was at Wal Mart again following another little old lady, when the lady finally turned around and told her "She was kind of a creep", and Miss Nieuwkoop answered, "I just wanted to play with you.." We are going to Wal Mart with her next time.

She also told us that Nursing homes have the highest STD rate...