Gym Class Heros

Today was Pickle Ball Day. We did a Scantron test, it was hard so I filled in every single bubble. I hope the Scantron Machine Breaks. All i learned is that pickle ball is named after a dog named pickles. I have a dog named Goat, it has identity problems. I wonder if the moon is bigger than our school. I also tried on this girl named Brittany's stretchy shirt. It looked like it would fit a dog. It would probably fit pickles. The shirt felt like tissue paper. Tomorrow is CartWheel Wednesday! YAY! 

PE - The Story Continues:

We eat powdered donuts while we were supposed to run, Emily's pockets are filled. We made up a game where its only rules were "Be Careful what you wish for and Don't take any wooden Nickels". Becky did 13 pull ups just to get Pancakes. Mrs. Menold told us if we didn't straddle the line someone was going to get shot. Then Sammy Bolliger showed off 172 times, we counted. I love PE. 

Calm before the Storm

My mom said today is The Calm Before the Storm Day, also footsie pajama day. Tomorrow it is suppose to snow 56 inches 100%. I was mad today, Shelly (the mean yelly lady from Pizza Hut) came ten minutes late with NO CHEESE! Zach got us free chips with mice in them, they chewed through the bag. Target was fun...well they didn't have Hanukkah party supplies or boy footsie pajamas but they did have awesome Red Balls. Emily is going to cut her feet off tonight, they are too claustrophobic. 11:11 I wish there will be snow. We joined club us today, it is a very exclusive club. They are cleaning the kitchen now! I'm watching!

Mrs. Graves Birthday (The Saga)

Part One:

Mrs. Oakes said, "what's on the screen is just the beginning..our conversations are so much  more." She also keeps babies in her closet. Save us! But today in Fashions she didnt watch us, so we made jewelry out of kix. Tomorrow is Mrs. Graves Birthday. Don't tell her but we are making a fondue cake. 

Part Two:

Today was Mrs. Graves Birthday, we made her a cake with Cheese and Eggs on it. Mrs. Roller thought we put Broccoli in her cake. She also admitted to beating people emotionally. So does Mr. Hinman, he jumped on a table and yelled at poopface telling him to grab a mop, a broom, or a pitchfork (whatever that means). He also made an announcement telling us to quit "Jacking around", Mrs. Graves thought that was powerful. My dad asked how to delete people on facebook, but then listened to his Smooth Jazz playlist that has no smooth jazz. Yesterday Emily's dad burnt a pizza for two hours! It shattered on the ground! There is a child molester in my neighborhood, he drives a focus and a dell. He will go far in life. Abby is going to marry Dilan over XBox Live, their color is clementine. 

A Lesson from Big Hands Man

(March 18th 2009)

Yesterday was a strange day. First off, a horrible stench made us run outside by ourselves in PE. Next PE we are driving to MCdonalds and eating while we "run". Becky didn't wear a heart monitor but she was in for 11 min. oof. Abby rode a short bus, but she is in denial. We also saw Michael Scofield steal a car. Mrs. Oakes said she was dragged by a horse when she was a girl, and Miss eve told us she would sell her baby for crack, our teachers have cool emotional baggage. Mrs. Gonigam watches Rock Of Love and kicked a girl without a leg in high school, though she said she deserved it. Big hands man came to school today, he ripped up a twenty dollar bill, told us asians work harder and all white people want to be on american idol. Luke told us you can use banana peels as wine glasses. Abby just made fun of a kid wearing sunglasses, when there is something really wrong with his eyes. Way to go Abby. A Michael Phelps truck just drove by. 

Journal Entries

We went to LaGondola and there were two men in business suits with breifcases on their lunch break. They were playing YuGiOh. Dad thinks they are Amish.

One day Tremong got Vandalized. All the cars were broken into. They broke into Kristens car and took everything but a penny! Abby got her papers moved, they even stole Marshalls cookies. Next time we'll poison the cookies. I also got my CD collection stolen another time, even the mix CDs including "merry christmas Leslie" They took everything but Christmas with the Mmm Bop Mamas. Becky went to a wedding where the gifts were stolen including a homeade quilt.

Fondue Friday!

We heard that Noah was fondueing with Mrs. Graves, without us. So, we demanded to have a Fondue Friday at her house and ever since then it has become tradition. We watch Oprah and learn about things we shouldn't know. Jaela learns about how things are "same" and "different".
We also learned about the things the Graves' do at night. One time Nolan left the party real mad and Jaela said "..and that's how you loose your kids." Dad fondued once, but he didn't have the patience or the etiquette. He stole everybodys sticks. He thinks it should be called Fun-do!

Creation of the blogosphere

Day One. Here goes nothing.