The City Museum

So first we met up at Wa Mart, because Becky's mom dropped her off. Then we had to get abby some hair dye, because she wanted to be a ginger. Then when we got back to the car we couldn't find keys, anywhere, ever.So long story short we retraced our steps only to find that they had been at customer service with the lady who killed our hopes and dreams. SOOOOO, we headed off to the city museum. Once we got there, we couldnt park our car so the parking garage king who had soluted us when we entered had to come park it for us. Grease was playing in the car and we were real embarrassed. Then it took us ten years to actually find the city museum. Once inside, the adventure began. We tried fitting into the smallest spaces we could find, and succeeded. Then we went to art city and made these AWESOME crowns for st. patties day. They were green with streamers. The lady told us to shamrock on. and we did. after that we noticed that everyone was wearing crowns. We are such trend setters. Then We found a tunnel inside the caves that was exactly like the sewer tunnel from the ninja turtles, so we wanted to eat our pizza there. instead we went and ate pizza inside a whale, like jonah. He probably ate pizza in there. Then while emily and becky were busy ignoring the world around them, i noticed some guys watching us eat. Then one of them came over and threw a piece of paper at the table. So i told emily to pick it up. and here is what it said:

LOOKING FOR A MAN?

Little to no experience required. My name is (we will just call him trevor) and my parents are divorced.

Who am I?

Nobody interesting. I play drums in a mediocre band, in want to be an artist and i take very average Photograph. My girlfriend just dumped me.

So text me

(then he had his number)

So that was weird enough. but then they just kept standing there. eventually one of them told us that trevor had a beard. almost. and they ran away. After lunch we decided to go to the skateless skate park. Underneath all the ramps and such there are underground tunnels. We met a little boy who was stressin over finding the yellow lights. So we had to direct him to the yellow lights. Then we found an area with a strobe light and obviously had to top there and sing songs. Then we grew an audience of 6 year olds. They all joined in singing hannah montana. we only knew the park where it says "mix it all together" but they didnt mind. Then we took them to art city so they could make crowns too and they became our best friends. When we returned back to the cave, this time our audience was toddlers. They knew the ABC's pretty well. and humpty dumpty. they didnt think we were weird at all! Then we met our favorite, Shamus who we think might actually be related to becky. He gave us very good advice and was good at clapping to our songs. Then we went outside and made smores with the parking king. Then it was about time to go. however we couldnt remember how to get to the car. The elevator kept trying to trick us. We ended up in alot of places we shouldnt have been. but eventually after switching elevators we found the car. and the best part is the parking king didnt have to un park the car for us. Then we ate chocolate butter. Boy was it good. even though we had to wait outside in the cold. Becky kept interrupting her stories about her dreams about the avett brothers with bites of ice cream. She said "I had a dream scott avett stole all the gummy worms at the ice cream shop and shoved them all in his banjo." Thats about it, after seeing decorative dentistry, the place you go if you want grillz. We also hold the future of cheez its in our hands. and thats that.