Wednesday, March 10, 2010

MmmBop Mama's Day Off..

Note: This is from a really long time ago...we just forgot to post it. (November 3rd 2009 to be exact.) Consider it a lost episode post if you will.

We realized one day in Consumer Education class that our life was less like a Disney Movie and more like a lifetime movie, we needed to change this. So we devised a scheme to skip school one day, don't tell anyone.
First we had to come up with of codes and code names, which Becky excelled at. Beckys name was Wabash Fiscal, Emily was Shiloh Peppin and Abby was Falcon.
Our Codes were:
The eagle has landed: Called into school
The beans have harvested: Eat
Brinner is Burnt: mission failed
We survived the projects: Mission Accomplished
Our credit history is on the line: Someoene is suspicious
Riding the ghetto cruiser: I'm on the way
Mary gets her way: They're buying it
Baby in the backseat: Emily's dad's at home
Blanket pull hatch: Becky's mom is at home
Call insurance agent ASAP: emergency!
Who's got the nomad - someone stole my left sock
The swine dine at nine oh nine! - someone's actually sick
The turtle eats its shell - the blanket is covered in orange lifesavers (what???)

Then we knew we needed walkie talkies. After calling several little boys, we found the Craigs had some, and they were camouflage, even better. We met Becky secretly that night at a disclosed location, and handed of the walkie talkies, over and out. The next morning, we ALL woke up sick...what a coincedence. After our parents called us into school, our plan unfolded. Abby and Emily snuck out to Peoria, the land of neverending happiness, where you can always see the sun, day or night. Meanwhile Becky watched prison break and ate cake all day, while avoiding taking medicine. Emily and Abby had to sneak Becky applebees, so we parked in another culd-e-sac, and took the secret route to becky's, through a forest. We had to hide behind trees, because Becky's mom was in the yard. Becky used the walkie talkie to tell us when to run and when to hunker down. She also told emily that she needed to find a new tree or lose weight, because she could see her. We finally made it up the hill after the signal on the walkie talkie. Then we watched lots of prison break all day long. What a success.