Lumber Jack Day 2009

Friday morning, we all woke up and put on our flannel and mustaches to prepare for lumberjack day. Noah and I matched, we should have gotten our family pictures taken. School was fun. We hot glued pennies to the floor, and found bubble wrap in the recycling bin, so we saved it! After school our adventures began. We had to wait for Korey to get dressed and sharpen his axes, so we listen to Puff daddy destroy the Police and Hymnals. When he got there, we made horrible pancakes, but we can flip them! It went downhill after Todd brought chocolate chips that were all formed together, we tried to axe them apart. We went to take them to Becky's house, but she wasn't home and her dad answered the door to four lumberjacks - one with an axe - which Korey stashed immediately. We thus proceeded to Wal Mart because the parking lot was full. We saw 32 people wearing camoflauge with one lap around the store. We went to starbucks and everyone's minds were blown with liquid captain crunch (it doesn't scrape the roof of your mouth!). Our cupholders were full of mysterious gingerale, so we left it for Mr. Bob Evans in his mail box. Then we went and punched wendy's..We kept driving to find nativity scenes, which we found along with a good drummer we heard outside, whose house we approached to tell him he was a good drummer. We went to my old house, and I was pushed to the front door, which was answered with a tour of the house. The guy asked us if we wanted to see the attic. We also saw a snow cannon, and a santa on a mortocycle with an eye patch. We wrapped the night up by admiring Todd's lights and sounds on his house. Korey tried axeing a pumpkin, it was very anitclimatic. We all watched it's a wonderful life, and Becky looked like Coolio. What a night!